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全美超模大赛第一季

8.5

类型：悬疑地区：美国年份：2012 语言：中字

主演：Tyra Banks

导演：那仁花,王辂钧,Stephen

上次更新：2026-10-30 07:29:32

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《全美超模大赛第一季》剧集介绍:This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism. The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.) Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show. If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show. And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her... This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...... 《全美超模大赛第一季》剧集介绍:This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism. The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.) Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show. If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show. And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her... This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...,九色影视ww7757cm网站,日日夜天天综合网娜娜,亚精品免费观看mv在线观看... 详情

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桑非白:刚刚

别担心，这是绝对现实的，抗日战争背景下狙击手的故事是不存在的。
周星羽:7分钟前

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是由索尼影业出品，詹妮弗·克鲁斯卡、德里克·德莱蒙联合执导，布赖恩·哈尔、安迪·萨姆伯格、赛琳娜·戈麦斯、凯瑟琳·哈恩等参与配音的动画电影。
NeverSmile:9分钟前

虽然舒适的豪宅环境让他倍感虚荣，但是他仍面临很多挑战：不仅要为菲利普作身体复健，还得给他洗浴、灌肠、拆信、穿丝袜等。
第一包子:7分钟前

所有人对她如此期待，以至于主流大报都要惊呼，好莱坞进入了斯嘉丽的时代。
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老子就是修罗:2小时前

片中的木村这个地名其实来自SMAP的木村拓哉，此外，SMAP其他成员的名字其实也被用到了地名中。
紫观鸢:1小时前

不过，由于里面有一些尺度比较大的戏份，也因此被列为19禁的QS片！故事讲述的是俩漂亮的韩国妹子开了一家理发店，由于生意清淡，白天都只能在店里睡觉。
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40届之前，参赛影片只要是“以华语为主要发音的影片”即可(这之后删去“主要”两字，只要片中有华语都可参加)，且没规定是否曾公映。
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